Look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man, work like a boss.Tumblr (3.0; @sandrakruse)http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/475aa7f5a9a19306aeaca1b298e18d1f/tumblr_mki98ruzSm1r04qsho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://superwhitegirlproblems.net/post/46728023224/http-krypt-tonight-tumblr-com" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">superwhitegirlproblems</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://krypt-tonight.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://krypt-tonight.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">http://krypt-tonight.tumblr.com/</a></a></p></blockquote>http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50427208278http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50427208278Tue, 14 May 2013 12:41:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dbc9983fe61e917c53ba47a8b9f47034/tumblr_mgow2oEVPy1qaeet6o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50427063107http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50427063107Tue, 14 May 2013 12:38:25 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teawithaview.tumblr.com/post/49912410134/have-you-ever-started-to-check-your-tumblr-in-the" target="_blank">teawithaview</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.</p> </blockquote>http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50423425706http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50423425706Tue, 14 May 2013 11:25:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/23ccae878d6397798ff96597d6422a43/tumblr_mlfs80DHxJ1snesfao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/20d9c49451bd420c72791cd57c787a6c/tumblr_mlfs80DHxJ1snesfao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b75f4c29452e378196729aaa8cf3f771/tumblr_mlfs80DHxJ1snesfao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7eac7fbea27194104eb95f945a9a81f6/tumblr_mlfs80DHxJ1snesfao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://maybethisismychance.tumblr.com/post/48701648354/rat-cuddles-up-with-kitten-x-exactly-why-luna" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">maybethisismychance</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <p>rat cuddles up with kitten [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deLIcUOjszw" target="_blank">x</a>]</p> </blockquote> <p>Exactly why Luna is getting a rat friend</p></blockquote>http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50423335510http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50423335510Tue, 14 May 2013 11:23:04 -0400“<p>Poor people used to live in slums. Now the ‘economically disadvantaged’ occupy ‘substandard housing’ in the inner-cities. And a lot of them are broke. They don’t have ‘negative cash-flow’, they’re broke. Because many of them were fired. In other words, management wanted to ‘curtail redundancies in the human resources area’, and so many workers are no longer ‘viable members of the workforce’. </p> <p>Smug, greedy, well-fed white people have invented a language to conceal their sins. It’s as simple as that. </p> <p>The CIA doesn’t kill anybody, they ‘neutralize’ people, or they ‘depopulate an area’. The government doesn’t lie, it engages in ‘disinformation’. The Pentagon actually measures nuclear radiation in something called ‘sunshine units’. Israeli murderers are called commandos, Arab commandos are called terrorists. The Contra killers were known as ‘freedom fighters’. Well if crime fighters fight crime and firefighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?</p>”<br/><br/> - <em><p>George Carlin, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNk_kzQCclo" target="_blank">Euphemistic Language</a> (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kabinessence.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">kabinessence</a>)</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <p><em><strong>Smug, greedy, well-fed white people have invented a language to conceal their sins. It’s as simple as that.</strong></em></p> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>Read that again. And again. And again.</p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mehreenkasana.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">mehreenkasana</a>)</p> <p>Bless this post</p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://patrickandmarcus.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">patrickandmarcus</a>)</p> <p>Wow… if that’s not Orwellian I don’t know what is</p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://feminist77.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">feminist77</a>)</p></em>http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50423302661http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50423302661Tue, 14 May 2013 11:22:21 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0606a166eb997d6e6bee5c9081405200/tumblr_mmpc3wB4tz1rngjjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50416398422http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50416398422Tue, 14 May 2013 08:35:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/37fe870a4ef9971a7cdcb6dd1d8b3b06/tumblr_mms4i3w4Z21qjm9bpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50416394637http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50416394637Tue, 14 May 2013 08:35:41 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/01bb6c99fa65942fe6e9ba2a3a37c50c/tumblr_mmsfm7SScv1qjm9bpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50416325084http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50416325084Tue, 14 May 2013 08:33:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d607628e0953ba818d524400d6129b60/tumblr_mmsg60qIdI1qkp0j6o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50416318194http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50416318194Tue, 14 May 2013 08:33:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/11bf8553b79503093c8a6af323ca87e8/tumblr_mmnpbfmUnf1re9b2jo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50204349597http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50204349597Sat, 11 May 2013 19:22:51 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://perfectioninimperfection.tumblr.com/post/37182328161/i-do-not-spew-profanities-i-enunciate-them" target="_blank">perfectioninimperfection</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.</p> </blockquote>http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50204263880http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50204263880Sat, 11 May 2013 19:21:34 -0400“I hate how the phrase ‘have some self respect’ is used to shame women who are comfortable with their sex lives. ‘Have some self respect’? I do respect myself, that’s why I wanna have a fucking orgasm tonight, thank you very much.”<br/><br/> - <em>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://diamonds-of-sin.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">diamonds-of-sin</a>)</em>http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50015975889http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50015975889Thu, 09 May 2013 11:25:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aa1539c97263370fcd8e476440ec5df3/tumblr_mmd37bmeP51qc2u00o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kushandwizdom.tumblr.com/post/50006954813/click-here-for-more-personal-quotes" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">kushandwizdom</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://kushandwizdom.tumblr.com" target="_blank">Click here for more personal quotes</a></p></blockquote>http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50015912813http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50015912813Thu, 09 May 2013 11:23:45 -0400“I’m very blessed to have a husband who appreciates me. Women feel sexy from feeling attractive and desired. Men feel sexy from having sex. If you can strike a balance where the man is having sex a lot and the woman is feeling desired enough to have sex, then you’ve figured out the secret to a marriage that’s alive.”<br/><br/> - <em><blockquote> <p>Kate Beckinsale</p> </blockquote> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://girlslovesextoo.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">girlslovesextoo</a>)</p></em>http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50015893424http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50015893424Thu, 09 May 2013 11:23:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed99900769d9f4d4b58c9e7aa8b5e7f0/tumblr_mmf6bhCCj01qjm9bpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50015840219http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/50015840219Thu, 09 May 2013 11:22:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6v3qpxJU51r0xn8zo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/49675065523http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/49675065523Sun, 05 May 2013 06:29:43 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://floozys.tumblr.com/post/49639219051/boys-will-be-bo-flies-in-punches-you-in" target="_blank">floozys</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“<em>boys will be bo</em>-“</p> <p>*flies in* </p> <p>*punches you in the face*</p> <p>bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE </p> </blockquote>http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/49675007218http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/49675007218Sun, 05 May 2013 06:29:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c4e73e000e735f38d7095a0c0b9b5971/tumblr_ml7cef8Vzp1r4vl1yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://infantula.tumblr.com/post/49654279719/awwwww" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">infantula</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>awwwww </p></blockquote>http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/49674911717http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/49674911717Sun, 05 May 2013 06:28:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c1f873bbb97e96cbae7171b68a9cbd3a/tumblr_mktlh1J35K1qdlh1io1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://farrahtales.tumblr.com/post/49654846924/gossipseer-deathpoolquinn-holy-fuck-what-do" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">farrahtales</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gossipseer.tumblr.com/post/47466126758/deathpoolquinn-holy-fuck-what-do-cats" target="_blank">gossipseer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deathpoolquinn.tumblr.com/post/47268384238/cat-wtf-jump" target="_blank">deathpoolquinn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>holy fUCK</p> <p>What do cats think?</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh my god I can’t stop laughing</p> </blockquote> <p>I just woke my boyfriend up</p></blockquote>http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/49674796256http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/49674796256Sun, 05 May 2013 06:26:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/129cba2d52e00d78f3d981dc46719510/tumblr_mjd337wkwJ1qancemo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6cf034be97fb63625befd19a401961f6/tumblr_mjd337wkwJ1qancemo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/47a6224899889bc22f373aba95419eb9/tumblr_mjd337wkwJ1qancemo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/49673280862http://sandrakruse.tumblr.com/post/49673280862Sun, 05 May 2013 06:11:29 -0400